Bad news: it’s an Altima

Kinja'd!!! "Just Jeepin'" (macintux)
02/24/2020 at 10:14 • Filed to: None

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Good news: that’s an impressive putt.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Just Jeepin'
02/24/2020 at 10:22

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Also she has to pay the taxes on it.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > CalzoneGolem
02/24/2020 at 10:25

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Paying money for a Nissan? I’ll pass. 


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Just Jeepin'
02/24/2020 at 10:25

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never has anyone been so excited to get an altima


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > E90M3
02/24/2020 at 10:30

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Yeah I’m thinking the taxes would barely cover what you could dump it for.  


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > E90M3
02/24/2020 at 10:30

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OK but you could easily flip it for many times what the taxes cost you.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > CalzoneGolem
02/24/2020 at 10:51

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There’s probably a cash option to make it all easier.

Then again, they probably need to move the Nissans and will give her a  second one for free, too.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Just Jeepin'
02/24/2020 at 10:52

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For the discerning 84-year-old driver, the Altima has an array of advanced modern Danger Features, including a Close Proximity Throttle & Brake Pedal , a very twitchy first-gear throttle response, and a voice-operated navigation system that can find every farmer’s market and glass-front café in the lower 48 states.